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Nothing Gold Can Stay

Sunday Paper’s Advertisement Section

“CLOUD SEEKING CLOUD
FOR RAINBOW GENOCIDE.

MUST BE ABLE TO SPEAK 4 SPECIES OF BIRD
INCLUDING SEAGULL, PIGEON, AND HAWK.

NO STRATO-NIMBUS MOOD SWINGERS PLEASE.
SHAPE SHIFTING AS A HOBBY IS A MUST.

BUT NO BUTTER MILK GOD COMPLEXES.

SHIFTING INTO SOMEONE’S DEAD CAT TO MAKE THEM CRY
IS NOT ORIGINAL.

I ENJOY CREATING PHALLIC RESTORATIONS,
TORNADO TEASING FARMERS,
AND STEALING SPOTLIGHT FROM ALL THINGS BLUE.

WILLING TO TRADE SKILLS;

AIRPLANE RATTLING
(A GOOD LAUGH WHEN SOMEONE PUKES)

FOR THE ART OF SUNSET MAKING.
(I CAN NEVER GET THOSE RAYS RIGHT)

MUST BE LONELIER THAN I AM.

ARE YOU WITH ME?

IF SO,
MEET ME ABOVE MOUNT EVEREST TONIGHT.

I’LL BE FLOATING NEXT TO
THE BIG, GLOWING, WHITE MAGNET
ON GOD’S BLACK FRIDGE.”

Amber Tamblyn

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